I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
felinefriends:

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monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god
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killallnerdsdotexe:

suddenly-pooping:

gazmonster:

celestial†rebirth: Zombie apocalypse coming soon

operationaltruth:

ea5e95:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

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turntechgodtits:

yourlorddiscord:

cloesy:

psiherp:

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